First date with the Good Message Unicorn
In case you are just joining us (in which case, welcome!/fasten your seat belt) this post is technically a Part 2. When we last left off, the Good Message Unicorn had apologized for his lame behavior...
View ArticleMessage Monday: adjectives
I realize that compared to other Message Mondays, this one is pretty harmless. It’s polite and to the point. It contains zero, insults, sexual propositions, or terrifying back woods date scenarios....
View ArticleThoughts on the Okcupid experiments from three reluctant guinea pigs
Happy Friday, readers! When the story of Okcupid’s experiments broke a few weeks ago, the Stucu ladies were already in a bit of a dark place. Dating-wise, it’s been a wildly unsuccessful summer for the...
View ArticleS’s fall dating to do list
Good morning, readers. I trust that we’re all in a…fragile state after a long holiday weekend and the official end of summer. Source: wifflegif.com Speaking of the end of summer, how much do you hate...
View ArticleMessage Monday: regular Joe
Today’s gentleman got right to the point: This message is actually not as random/nonsensical as it probably seems. I mention in my Okcupid profile that 1. I kick ass at the music round of quizzo (I...
View ArticleFirst Date with the Grouchketeer (or: that time S’s date took her to a puppet...
I’d like to kick off this doozy of a post by quoting…myself: “If hell freezes over and a date actually makes a non-bar suggestion, unless that suggestion is ‘Tea Party rally’ or ‘anonymous orgy’, I’m...
View ArticleSecond (and almost third) date with the Grouchketeer
Apparently I left you all hanging with my post from last week, because multiple readers reached out to me and my co-bloggers asking what happened with Grouchketeer. Never fear, my pretties. That was...
View ArticleMessage Monday: trading places
We spend a lot of time on this blog mocking all the ridiculous things that men do and say to us. That doesn’t mean, though, that the three of us haven’t made our share of facepalm-inducing dating...
View ArticleI don’t understand Hinge, and other almost 30 confessions
Who has two thumbs and is mere weeks away from turning the big 3-0? Source: buzzfeed.com This girl. And who is also feeling less and less technologically savvy the older she gets? Source: jezebel.com...
View ArticleThanksgiving miracle! (Something non-awful from eHarmony)
Who’s ready for tomorrow? Source: www.popsugar.com How about delicious sides? Excessive drinking? Pie? Uncomfortable disagreements about politics? Invasive questions from relatives? That last thought...
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